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How do historians rank presidents who achieve prosperity and security for Americans? Let's pose the question this way: What if we had a president who, in his first two years as president, cut federal spending in half; produced budget surpluses in both years; cut tax rates, and slashed unemployment from 12 to 2%? Where should historians rank such a man?

Dead last.

Just remember, though. The fat guy is not evil because he's fat. Nor is he fat because he's evil. It's just a coincidence.

Maybe you thought you'd like to retire some day.

Notice the trend. People who were 75 in 1970 started their working lives during World War I. Those who were 75 in 1985 started during the Great Depression. And those currently 75 years old started during the Eisenhower years.

Three different attitudes toward work, perhaps?

Do you favor a smaller, less intrusive government?

Would you settle for just less intrusive?

This is the budget for Illinois higher education, but the trend is the same in every other department of government. Thirty years from now three-quarters of the budget will pay bureaucrats who no longer work. And the good news is that retired bureaucrats are less meddlesome than the active kind.

The recent action on the light bulb ban illustrates my point. Congress left the law in place — they couldn't bear to abandon such a lovely little law — but they chose not to budget the money to enforce it. That's the future: There will be ever more and more laws but less and less effort to enforce them.

So don't worry about what the law says — worry what the law does.

When most of the government is sitting in around nursing homes, all the laws in the world will do damn little.

What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form, and moving, how express and admirable in action, how like an angel in apprehension — how like a God! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals — and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?

Well, that's how I would punctuate it if I were Shakespeare's editor. This is how it's usually punctuated:

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals — and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?

Wrong, I tell you. All wrong.

In the Port of Siuslaw; today about 2:00. I drove seven hours to get there and back. With a little luck, I'll drive that every week.

Europe Weird and New in The Wall Street Journal.

European financial markets have gotten very strange. Greece's one-year government bond yield hit 376% yesterday, while Germany, Switzerland and the U.K. sold short-term debt this week at yields below 0%. That means investors are effectively paying the latter governments for the privilege of lending to them.
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At this point, flying saucers over the Eiffel Tower or the Colosseum in Rome wouldn't surprise anyone.

First Big Test Yet to Come in The American Spectator.

Florida, the fourth largest state in the nation, is bearing down on 20 million residents and has more than twice the population of Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina combined. It has more than four million registered Republicans, about the population of Iowa and New Hampshire together.
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When we know who the winner is in Florida, we'll know something.

That will be about Ground Hog Day. Wake me then.

Remember the ecological devastation wreaked by the Deepwater Horizon disaster? Yeah, I don't either.

Some 200,000 tons of methane gas and about 4.4 million barrels of petroleum spilled into the ocean. Given the enormity of the spill, many scientists predicted that a significant amount of the resulting chemical pollutants would likely persist in the region's waterways for years.

According to a new federally funded study published Monday by the National Academy of Sciences, those scientists were wrong. By the end of September 2010, the vast underwater plume of methane, plus other gases, had all but disappeared. By the end of October, a significant amount of the underwater offshore oil—a complex substance made from thousands of compounds—had vanished as well.

Where did it go? Lunched.

Premiering at the Consumer Electronics Show this week is the first television to run Android 4.0 (known to us geeks as Ice Cream Sandwich). Among its many features:

It will have an integrated 5 MP webcam, which will be used for facial recognition. Why would you need that? Parental control, of course.

I still won't buy one, of course.

I highly recommend The Wall Street Journal's Weekend edition. Chock full of feature articles and book reviews. Like this one by Peter Pesic.

Working in London as an apprentice book-binder in the early 1800s, Faraday started to read the books he was binding and to attend popular lectures on science delivered by Humphry Davy, the celebrated chemist.... In time, Faraday succeeded Davy as a professor at the Royal Institution in London, making many crucial discoveries in physics and chemistry.
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In the 1820s he originated the Christmas Lectures at the Royal Institution, which continue to this day. They were popular presentations meant primarily for young people, but princes and politicians also flocked to hear him. The Chemical History of a Candle, perhaps Faraday's most famous series of lectures, has remained in print since first delivered in 1861.

It's on my wish list.