Located In The Ghetto

Lacey's having a little trouble with the real estate market:

The other house, my new love, is located in a good part of town, but in order for me to have it, I'd have to sell my firstborn child. And you know, that would be ok with me, but Jasper's not going for it. Actually, it costs $255,000, which is a LITTLE out of our price range at this point in time. I cry.

Roseburg just beats me. I only love houses from the turn of the century, and this town seems to have its fair share. But 95% of those homes are located in the ghetto and smell like pee....

Tear out the carpets and hose 'er down with Lysol, Lacey.