Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Sun-Blessed, Windswept Liberty

Boris Johnson takes a stand.
Here, then, is the political position. In my efforts to do the right thing, I have ended up giving offence to both opposing factions. As soon as I started to wear a helmet, I was denounced as a wimp, a milquetoast, a sell-out to the elf and safety lobby, a man so cravenly attached to his own survival that he was willing to wear this undignified plastic hat.

As soon as I was pictured not wearing a helmet, I was attacked for "sending out the wrong signal" and generally poisoning the minds of the young with my own reckless behaviour.

The situation, my friends, is a mess. I have been convicted beyond all reasonable doubt of complete incoherence on the question of cycle helmets — and complete incoherence, therefore, is what I propose to defend.
I agree with him. I'll wear a bike helmet to cover the lobotomy scars—not before then.