George Recites The Party Line

The Times of London sent a reporter to Nairobi to teach George Obama the party line.

"Life in Huruma is good. In other places you must lock yourself in to keep yourself safe," he told The Times. "Here I am surrounded by friends and family and feel safe and secure."

That's odd. Yesterday he told the Telegraph

"Huruma is a tough place, last January during the elections there was rioting and six people were hacked to death. The police don't even arrest you they just shoot you.

"I have seen two of my friends killed. I have scars from defending myself with my fists. I am good with my fists."

All lies, he says.

"They say I live on a dollar a month, but this is all lies by people who don't want my brother to win." He said that he was supported by his mother, Jael, who now lives in the US, and by a cousin in Huruma.

But yesterday it was reported that

...he was no longer in contact with his mother and said: "I have had to learn to live and take what I need."

My theory, of course, is that some of da boys from Chicago got to him. He'll be quiet now.