OK, He's Not Quite...

...as ugly as the Democrats had hoped.

He's a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country; she's a chestnut-haired beauty and popular high school senior.

The all-American teen twosome will make GOP vice presidential pick and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin a grandma at age 44 — just in time for Christmas.

I expect we'll see him at the convention tomorrow night, standing by his girl. If he knows what's good for him.