Tarmac Wedding

"I now pronounce you man and wife. Geez, glad that's over."

Robert Stacy McCain has the video.

It's just the raw feed from AP and you can't hear a thing over the jet engines, but the body language was obvious. McCain picked up the young couple's hands, held them together, and said a few words to make them both blush.

If he'd been standing on a boat instead of a tarmac it would have been legal.