Google: Assimilate or Die
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As of March 27, 2010, this blog — and thousands of others like it — will no longer be "Powered by Blogger." Google's cutting off the publishing function to any blog hosted on the user's own domain. "All your servers are belong to us" seems to be their new motto.
To hell with that.
Zeta Woof isn't going anywhere. I've written HTML by hand, and I've written code to write HTML. I'll cobble together the tools I need to publish this blog myself. I will never give in to the dork side of this farce.
"Don't be evil." Indeed.
Google is evil incarnate.
Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't IndexOK, that's The Onion, but they have an uncanny way of predicting the future.
Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to "organize the world's information," announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.
"Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself," said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. "Soon, it will be."
As of March 27, 2010, this blog — and thousands of others like it — will no longer be "Powered by Blogger." Google's cutting off the publishing function to any blog hosted on the user's own domain. "All your servers are belong to us" seems to be their new motto.
To hell with that.
Zeta Woof isn't going anywhere. I've written HTML by hand, and I've written code to write HTML. I'll cobble together the tools I need to publish this blog myself. I will never give in to the dork side of this farce.
"Don't be evil." Indeed.
Google is evil incarnate.


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